Cool status for Whatsapp in English
Self-control is the ability to stay cool when someone is making you HOT.
Don’t you just love it when you flip your pillow over and its cool on the other side 🙂
. Oh you’re dating my ex? Cool. Im eating a sandwhich…. You want those leftovers too?
you’re sorry ? that’s cool. go write a book about it and let someone who actually cares read it.
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Your profile picture is a car…..that’s cool I didn’t know you were a transformer
I can’t clean my room because I get distracted by the cool stuff I find.
Like if: When you talk to your crush you use that “cool” mood. “Like” you dont really care..
If my boss saw how many cool things I post on Facebook in a day, he’d stop saying I’m unproductive
You are; crazy, silly, funny, goofy, amazing, cool, and awesome. That’s what I like about you.
The perfect seat in class would be one where you are surrounded by your best friend, your crush, a smart person, & a really cool funny kid.
My bank lets me send a text message and it’ll text back with my balance. ..It’s a cool feature but I didn’t think the ‘LOL’ was necessary.
on Facebook seaching up people with the last name hontas.I think it would be cool to poke a hontas 🙂
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Do never compare dogs to men. Dogs are cool and faithful… Remember that.
Dont like me? Cool, I dont wake up every day to impress YOU.
Sitting at home: Oh cool it’s raining. Sitting at school: HOLY CRAP! LOOK, IT’S RAINING!
Friend: I’m so over him! Me: Cool, let’s go get a soda. Friend: HE DRANK SODA….
If you are afraid of life, you are scared to live.
A single word can undoubtedly be a repository of knowledge, provided you’re willing to learn something new.
Love your girl like You love your Coffeeâ€¦ Enjoy it before its hotness goes.
I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.
A man asks a trainer in the gym: “I want 2 impress that beautiful girl , which machine can I use?” Trainer replies: “Use the ATM”
I want to make a Facebook account and the name will be Nobody so when I see stupid crap people post, I can Like it. And it will say Nobody Likes This.
Jealous Of My Parents… I’ll Never Have A Kid As Cool As Theirs!
Beauty Fades After Time, But Personality Is Forever!
I didnt change , i just grew up. You shud try it once 😉
Is Your Life Boring? Yes? Then Type ‘I Love ‘ And Send It To All Your Relatives! Your Life Won’t Be Boring Anymore! 😛
cool status in english for whatsapp
INSULT & WIFE Are Somewhat Similar….They Always Look Good…IF IT IS NOT YOURS.
Just finished blocking some numbers on whatsapp, if you can read this then you got lucky.
Here my dad comes on whatsapp… From now on my status would be ‘***no status***’ or just a smiley.
I am Neither Batman Nor Superman However i am superhero for my women..!
Type In User Name. Notice Typo 1/10 Second After Hitting Enter.
My Garage Door Opener Didn’t Work When I Got Home, So I Had To Park My Car Outside. Where It Rains.
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Why Do I Always Wake Up Tired And Fall Asleep Wide Awake.
You can do anything, but not everything !!!!
I enjoy when people shows attitude to me!!!
You should never play with someones heart!!!
If you don’t care, stop talking about it !!!!
Honesty is the best gift you can give.
It’s kind of fun to make the impossible !!!
My dream is to fly..over a rainbow..so high..
Don’t compare me with anyone. I am original !!!
i dont change , i just grew up. You shud try it once 😉
Always spend your valuable time with your self..
HOW TO SOLVE MATHS : 1. Write down the problem. 2. CRY 😛
When Someone Walks Out Of Your Life, Let Them. They Are Just Making More Room For Someone Better To Walk In!!!
Happiness is when “last seen at” changes to “online” and then to “typing” 😛
“I enjoy when people show Attitude to me because it shows that they need an Attitude to impress me!”
Cool Status in English for girl
Beauty Fades After Time, But Personality Is Forever!!!
I Wish My Parents Were Like Google. They Should Understand Me Even Before I Complete.
They Forgot To Put Hot Sauce Packets With My Order Even Though I Specifically Asked For Them.
Parking Lot Near My Destination Was Full. Now I Have To Park A Block Away And Walk.
I Don’t Know How To Play The Guitar.
My Mouse Used To Click Much Louder.
The Volume On The Video I’m Watching Is Too Low And I Can’t Turn It Up Anymore.
I Have Over 1000 Channels, And Yet…There’s Nothing On Tv!
I Have To Many Notifications.
My Laptop Feels Too Warm On My Knees When I Use It In Bed.
Ahh, I Slept On My Neck. The Pain!
My Life Is Just Freaking Awkward.
When I Torrent A Song, It Doesn’t Come With The Artwork.
When Your Alarm Doesn’t Go Off.
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It’s Humid Out And My Thumbs Are Sticking Across My Touch Screen.
My Car Doesn’t Play Cds, Only Cassette Tapes.
There’s Not Enough Time In The Day…Yet, I’m On Facebook.
Sometimes The Commercials On Tv Are Louder Than The Show, So I Have To Make It Softer And Then Louder Everytime.
Short cool whatsapp status in english
I Retied One Of My Shoes Too Tight. Now I Have To Retie The Other One.
We Have Too Much Food In Our Freezer So When We Open It Stuff Falls Out.
I Had To Walk Up The Escalator.
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Cutting Myself While Shaving.
My Favorite Band Just Broke Up!!!
Whenever I See A Tap, I Immediately Stick My Hands Under Them, Even If They’re Not Automatic.
Buying A New Dvd. Tons Of Unskippable Warnings And Previews.
Downloads New Songs For Road Trip Play List. Forgets To Sync Ipod To Computer.
Beauty Fades After Time, But Personality Is Forever!!!