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How to insult a girl on text
Looks like somebody fell out the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.
7Tell me, is being stupid a profession or are you just gifted?
You are the reason scientists decided that we descended from apes. If you want to stay out of a zoo, then get a mask.
Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn.
The difference between us is that I have a reflection and you don’t. Yours ran away when she realized she looks exactly like you.
When your mom dropped you off at the school, she got a ticket for littering.
Most people have 5 senses. Some people have 6 senses. But u r blessed with 7 senses. An extra sense is NON SENSE.
I’m proud that Ur my friend coz Ur 20% Perfect, 20% Attractive, 20% Great, 20% Amazing, 20% Lovable, in short Ur 100% MAD!!
u r a donkey D = decent o = outclass n = nice k = kind e – excellent y = young if yes then sms me proud 2 be a DONKEY:)
Insulting text messages in english
Everything has a day… Every pet has a day… Every fool too has a day! Hope you might have enjoyed your day!
Love+ship=Titanic Dinosaur+Forest=Jurassic park Arnold+Gun=Terminator U+Ur smile=The mummy returns
A MAN IS WAITING FOR WOMEN MOTHER FOR CHILDREN. BUSINESS MAN FOR CUSTOMER FARMERS FOR CROPS. ONE MONKEY IS WAITING TO READ MY SMS…HA HA HA…….
What? is a difference between a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey? A kiss is so dear,? A car is too dear and A monkey is U dear.
TWO FACTS OF LIFE FACT 1 : U cannot touch ur lower lip with ur tongue. FACT 2 : After reading this, 99/100 idiots like u would try it.!!
Scientific Question For U.. How Does Blood Reach Ur Brain,,.. Simple.. Direction Of Liquid Is Always Towards The EMPTY SPACE.. Hahaha.
A – U r Attractive B – U r the Best C – U r Cute D – U r Dear 2 Me E – U r Excellent F – U r Funny G – U r Good-Looking H – hehehe I – i’m J – JOKING
1 day u’ll B srprisd 2 c ME beside U. U & ME laughing, U & ME crying, U & ME dreaming, U & ME holding on, U & ME… Just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U.
Insulting messages for boyfriend and girlfriend
Press Down if u think u r MAD. I can’t Believe u Did That! Again? For God Sake! LORD!! Why u Still Doing it? Truth is out now! MENTAL CASE!!.
Diff b/w ignoranace n patience? When u see the mirror u don’t laugh at urself that is IGNORANACE When i look at u i also don’t laugh that called PATIENCE:-)
A baby monkey asks his father, Father why r we so ugly? The father says to him, Don’t stress my son, u should see the one who is reading this!!
Hey! Can you do me a favour, Take a pic of urself and send it to me. I’m Playing cards and i’m mising the JOKER!!!
Hello, this is GOD. I make few bad creations but You are the worst monster I ever realised. My apologies on behalf of the whole world….
insult message for girl
Those beautiful eyes, That incredible body, Such a brain, A sexy mouth, Nice smile …. But that is enough about me, Tell me how you are?.
Twinkle Twinkle little star, You should know who you are, And once you know who you are, Mental hospital is not so far.
I’m at police station. The police caught me & filed a case against me of “POSSESSION OF GOOD LOOKS” . I’m DOOMED, Need some ugly Monkey 2 bail me out , Where r u?
A MAN IS WAITING FOR WOMEN MOTHER FOR CHILDREN. BUSINESS MAN FOR CUSTOMER FARMERS FOR CROPS. AN IDIOT IS WAITING TO READ MY SMS…
Last night a monster came in to my dream. He said – I want to disturb some good person. I suggested him your name. He said – I cannot disturb my boss.
Diffrence between fate n stupidity: If ur father is poor, Then its ur fate, If ur father-in-law is poor, It’s ur stupidity..!!
From Mon to Sun, From Jan to Dec, From birth till my death, My feelings for u have never changed. For me, you’ve always been ……….a headache!.
Insulting text messages english
I love your smile, your face, and your eyes Damn, I’m good at telling lies! Kind, intelligent, loving and hot, This describes everything you are not!
Birds love you, monkeys love you, hippos love you, Snakes love you, tortoise love you, giraffe loves you….. Please go back to ZOO, they all really miss U!.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, and so are you. But the roses are wilting, The violets are dead, The sugar bowl’s empty and so is your head.
You saying you’re pretty is like me saying I taught Gandhi about peace.
If the stuff that comes out of my mouth upsets you, just think of all the things I keep to myself.
Rose are red. Violets are blue. I have five fingers, and the middle one is for you.
I wanted to explain it to you so much, but I am afraid that your brain might explode.
I think the best way to improve yourself would be to mix with other people who you want.
I do not think that you should use your brain right now because I might be sprained.
How do you make yourself look so ugly and stupid because that is just so good, girl?
I was just wondering if you practised how to be ugly and all that, were you?
Message for someone who insulted you
Many people say that I have no taste in guys, but hey, I think I might actually like you.
I wanted to teach you how to raise your standard because it is just way too low.
I think you need to stop looking so dumb and practice happy for once.
Girls like new shoes more than anything because it fits them even if they are heavy.
I think you should stop calling my number because I will not answer
Me pretending to listen should be enough for you.
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion, it’s just that yours is stupid.
You are literally too stupid to insult.
If dignity was money, you could maybe buy a soda.
Quotes About being insulted by someone you love
What’s the point of putting on makeup, a monkey is going to stay a monkey.
A gentleman is one who never hurts anyone’s feelings unintentionally.
Where did you come from, did someone leave your cage open?
Your teeth are so yellow, when you smile I can see the Spanish flag.
If I say something that offends you, let me know so I can do it again later.
Don’t take yourself so seriously, no one else does.
It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others.
Last time I checked I didn’t ask for your opinion.