45+ Funny New Year Wishes for Friends 2024

Funny Happy New Year Wishes for Friends

Be stupid, be dumb, be funny, if that’s who you are. Don’t try to be someone that society wants you to be; that’s stupid. So be yourself. Happy New Year!

I will no longer wish you more success. You’ve had so much already. It should be mine this year! Happy new year to me!

Out with the old, in with the new” is a fitting expression for a holiday that is based on vomiting.

It’s time to make old mistakes in different ways. Hurray! Happy New Year!

I saved you from spending a fortune on a New Year’s party – I sent you an invitation for an online party!

New Year is like a restart button. Use it to start things over.

I’m gonna order a pizza five minutes before the new year and when they arrive I will say I ordered this a year ago, lol.

Happy New Year from someone who is Adorable, Handsome, and intelligent and wants to see you smiling always.

Life always gives you a second chance, it’s called Happy New Year  friends.

Every year I make a resolution to Be Myself, but circumstances change me Happy New Year  friends.

A New Year’s resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.

I usually make resolutions when I am drunk, that way I never have to commit it Happy New Year  friends.

I wish you can maintain your resolution to quit smoking a few days more this new year!

This year my resolution is to find out who I am Happy New Year  friends.

I hope the New Year is fruitful and appealing. Like bananas. I love bananas.

It’s a new year. Let’s get it right so we won’t be left Happy New Year  friends.

In the New Year, let’s run around together. Literally. We need to lose weight.

Top Funny New Year Wishes for Friends 

My New Year’s resolution is to actually use up all the lotion, Chapstick, hand sanitizer, and other crap that hangs out in the bottom of my purse  Happy New Year  friends.

This year, I resolve to remember why I came into the room.

May you become a billionaire this year, as I have dreamt that you are going to gift me a bungalow! Have a prosperous New Year!

I will no longer wish you more success. You’ve had so much already. It should be mine this year! Happy new year to me Happy New Year  friends!

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365 new trips around the sun, 365 new opportunities and …. 365 new disappointments. Happy New Year full of joy and laughter Happy New Year  friends !

I usually make resolutions when I am drunk, that way I never have to commit it.

I wish you more trips, more drinks, more parties, bunk more classes… more than the last year and have new targets to achieve Next Year… Happy New Year buddy!

Be stupid, be dumb, be funny, if that’s who you are. Don’t try to be someone that society wants you to be; that’s stupid. So be yourself. Happy New Year!

May your new year smell like a new car and never run out of gas.

Instead of saying, “Happy New Year,” couldn’t we just break it into months? You know, like, “Happy February!” I function better with smaller tasks Happy New Year  friends.

Here’s hoping you can say whoa to the woe this year.

This year, may your dough flow and your skin glow! Happy New Year with love and laughter!

If the New Year was an infomercial, I’d throw in another one for the price of shipping! I hope 20.. delivers!

Have you ever wondered how Father Time becomes a little baby each year? At midnight, let’s watch to find out what he’s drinking Happy New Year  friends.

If we’re friends on Facebook, does that mean I can kiss you at midnight?

Stop checking my status. I don’t post my resolutions here Happy New Year  friends.

May the happiness you get this year become bigger than your weight…… Happy New Year!

I will try to be more understanding, less critical, more thoughtful and less annoying this year. Enjoy the brand new year!

Instead of saying, “Happy New Year,” couldn’t we just break it into months? You know, like, “Happy February!” I function better with smaller tasks Happy New Year  friends.

Happy new year! Don’t forget to make a new year’s resolution you won’t keep.

I’ve been waiting 365 days to say “happy new year” since I had so much fun saying it last year. Happy New Year, friend.

I hope you make a revolution of losing 20 pounds in the coming year and gain 30 pounds more instead. Wish you a New Year full of positivity Happy New Year  friends!

Read books instead of reading my status! Happy New Year  friends.

Flip a coin… If the head comes, I am yours, if the tail comes then you are mine. happy new year

My New Year’s resolution is to help all my friends gain ten pounds so I look skinnier Happy New Year  friends.

You can do anything, but not everything – Happy New Year  friends 2024.