Why do we all marry?
Because romance is not
the only element of life.
We should also know horror,
terror, suspense, irony,
stupidity & tragedy of LIFE.
I wish that your marriage would be a combination of happiness, companionship, and love! May you two find comfort, faith, and hope in one another. Happy married life to both of you.
Warm wishes for your beautiful wedding. May your love last forever and wishing you a happy married life.
Dear {put name}, I wish you a happy married life. May all your dreams come true.
Marriage is the gift of Almighty. I hope you two will find peace and happiness in life. May God bless you. Wishing you two a very happy and blessed married life!
May the delight in your eyes today stay with you through the thicks and thins of married life. Many good wishes for your new life!
Congratulations on tying the knot! May you have a happily married life!
As you blend your lives together with each other, I want to wish you a married life full of romance, cuddling, and a lifetime of happiness!
Do you know
Why allah Has created gap betwen ur fingers?
Because
One day someone who really loves you,
will come to fill those gaps by holding ur hand forever!
Happy Marriage
I m getting married next month….
its small party and
only few people will be invited……
dont bring any gift…..
just bring someone who ll marry me.
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Golden Rule:-
‘To be happy with a man,
love him little and understand him a lot.
To be happy with a woman,
love her a LOT and DO NOT TRY to understand her
Q: During Marriage ceremony why is the
bridegroom made to sit on the horse?
A: He is given his last chance to
run away…!!
Most successful
Happy married life is
Defined as.
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“Yet to be seen”
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A Question Asked In A Talent Test
If U R Married To One Of The Twin Sisters,
How Would You Recognize Your Wife?
The Answer Came:
“Why Should I ?
Some people ask the secret
of our long marriage.
We take time to go to a restaurant
two times a week.
A little candlelight, dinner, soft music
and dancing.
She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
thank you for having me on your biggest occasion. It truly blessed my eyes to see you guys together. I pray for eternal happiness in your married life. Congratulations
May this new chapter in your lives bring loads of happiness, joy, and dreams. Wishing you two a Happy Wedding!
Congratulations on your wedding. May you two enjoy beautiful and joyful days together. May this marriage be blissful and happy.
Best wishes to the bride and groom. I hope your love for one other becomes stronger with each passing year.
Congratulations! May the love that joins you together only become stronger in the coming years of your life. Always cherish the love you have for each other and never let it fade away. Accept my heartiest wedding wishes for you!
May you find all the happiness in the world and may your days be filled with the colors of love. Congratulations to both of you!
We are so happy to add a new member to our family. Thank you so much for bringing joy to our hearts. Congratulations!
It’s a new life and new journey that you both have vowed to continue together. May God bless you and guide you in the right way!
A little kid asks his Dad,
“Daddy, how much does
it cost to get married?”
“No idea,” replied the Father,
“I’m still paying for it…”
Banta owned a factory.
He issued orders that only married
men would be employed.
Friend asks: Why this ?
Bant reply:
Because married men are more obedient.
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He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: NO! Don’t even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: NO! Why are you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Yes!
She: Will you hit me?
He: No way! I’m not such kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes.
Now after the marriage you can read it from bottom upwards!!!
It’s funny when people discuss
LOVE MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED.
It’s like asking someone,
if suicide is better or being murdered
Man before Marriage is like Airtel….
“Aisi Azaadi Aur Kahaan”
After Marriage He’s Like Hutch…
“Whereever U Go Our Network Follows.”
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Marriage is Like a Public Toilet:
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Those Waiting Outside are Desperate To Get In
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And
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Those Inside are Desperate to Come Out.
7 Glances= 1 Smile
7 smiles =1 meeting
7meetings= 1 kiss
7 kisses= 1 proposal
7 Proposals=1 marriage
and that bloody marriage has 777777 problems
Husband & wife are like Liver and Kidney. Husband is Liver & wife
Kidney.
If Liver fails, Kidney fails. If Kidney fails, Liver manages with
other Kidney……
Telling a lie is a sin for a child,
fault for an adult ,
an art for a lover,
a profession for a lawyer,
a requirement for a politician,
management for a boss,
an accomplishment for a bachelor,
an excuse for a subordinate and
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a Matter of Survival for a married man.
Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.
You order what you want,
and when you see what the other fellow has,
you wish you had ordered that.
arranged marriage quotes in english
Wife: I am the book of your life.
Husband: Yes exactly you are right.
If you were a calendar of my life,
then once a year I’ll change it
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin.
They just can’t face each other, but still they stay together,
1st Man: Which Is The Best Month
To Get Married..?
2nd Man: Octemb ruary
1st Man: Don’t Be Silly,
There Is No Such Month
2nd Man: Exactly
Why Government do NOT
allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women.
Because per Constitution,
you can NOT BE PUNISHED TWICE
for the same Mistake.
Two Wise Advises for Married Peoples
Never laugh at your wife’s choices…
(You are on of them…)
Never be Prouf of Your Choices…
(Your Wife is one of them…)
Telling a lie is
Fault 4 a little boy
an Art 4 a lover
an Accomplishment 4 a bachelor
and a Matter of survival 4 a married man
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Love is like a long sweet dream
& marriage is an alarm clock.
So have a sweet dream until your
alarm wakes U up.
Happy Unmarried Life.
One advantage of marriage is that when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in love again and again.
A successful man is the one who MAKES MORE MONEY than his wife can spend and A successful woman is the one who can find such a man…
I didn’t mean to kill that guy
Why the gun just went off in my hand
Well; I caught him with my wife
And it cost that guy his life
I’d just got home from the company
And that guy was sittin’ where I am supposed to be!
Now he is up there in the sky and I am stuck with
Live Free or Die Hard.
Girl: If we got married, stop smoking.
Boy: Ok!
Girl: Drinking too.
Boy: Ok!
Girl: N going to the night club too.
Boy:- Yes..
Girl:- What else can u leave??
Boy:- The idea of marrying You!!
Girl: You know what kind of wedding I want?
Boy: No, what kind?
Girl: I’ve always dreamt of a big wedding,
in a place filled with flowers and friends.
Boy: That’s nice..
Girl: Yeah, so what kind of wedding do you want?
Boy: One that would make you my wife ♥♥♥♥
Hit like if you miss SOMEone SO deeply ..
Wife: What is so interesting in me?
Husband: I dont know the meaning of interesting!!!
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Grooms, once you marry,
please remember that when
you have a discussion
with your future wife,
always try to get the
last two words in: “Yes dear”
Hight Of Optimism…
A Man Marrying His Own Secretary
Thinking That..
She Will Still Follow His Orders As Before ..!!
True relatives always
Stand behind you during bad times.
Check your marriage Album.
All your relatives were standing behind you !!
‘A MARRIED WOMAN’S POEM’
He Didnt Lyk D Curry & He Didnt Lyk My Cake
He Said My Biscuits Wer 2 Hard
Not Lyk His Mother Used 2 Make
I Didnt Prepare D Coffee Right
He Didnt Like D Stew
I Didnt Mend His Socks
D Way His Mother Used To
I Pondered 4 An Answer
I Was Lookin 4 A Clue
Isnt Dere Anythng I Cud Do 2 Match His Mothers Shoe?
Then I Smiled As I Saw Light
1 Thing I Cud Definitely Do!
I Turned Around & Slapped Him Tight
Just Like His Mother Used 2..
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Why Do Couples Hold Hands
During Their Wedding Day?.?.?.?
It Is Just A Formality,
Like Two Boxers Shaking Hands B4
The Fight Begins…XP
A Boy Thought Of Suicide
He Drank Poison ,But His Father Saved Him
He Hanged, But His Mother Saved Him
……
He Met With An Accident , Doctor Saved Him
He Jumped Into A Well, Gardener Saved Him
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At Last He Got Married,
N Now No One Could Save Him
2 MEN TALKING
1st:
I am getting married because
I am tired of eating out,
cleaning house & doing laundry
2nd:
Strange,
I am taking divorce for same reasons!
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Why love marriage
is better than arranged???
Because
“A KNOWN DEVIL
IS BETTER THAN
AN UNKNOWN GHOST”
Funny Oxymoron’s:
(An oxymoron is usually defined as a phrase in which two words of contradictory meaning are brought together)
1) Clearly misunderstood
2) Exact Estimate
3) Small Crowd
4) Act Naturally
5) Found Missing
6) Fully Empty
7) Pretty ugly
8) Seriously funny
9) Only choice
10) Original copies
&
the Mother of all
11) Happily Married
1st Man: Which Is The Best Month
To Get Married..?
2nd Man: Octemb ruary
1st Man: Don’t Be Silly,
There Is No Such Month
2nd Man: Exactly….
marriage wishes messages in english
4 Stages of marriage:
Mad for each other.
Made for each other.
Mad at each other.
Mad bcoz of each other.
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Marriage anniversary wishes in hindi-2021 | Happy wedding anniversary day
Happy anniversary to both of you | Happy anniversary to a special couple
Wedding anniversary wishes in English | Marriage day wishes in english
Marriage Anniversary wishes in hindi for wife
A successful marriage is based
On give and take:
.
Where husband gives MONEY,
Gifts, dresses n wife takes it
.
And
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Where wife gives advices, lectures,
Tensions husband takes it..!!.
Marriage is a 3-ring circus: Engagement ring, Wedding ring, and suffering!
Marriage is like a cage. One sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out!
Arrange marriage is like u r walking and unfortunately a snake bites u and love marriage is like singing in front of cobra and saying chuma chuma de de chuma
After a terrible fight..
Wife: I want to hear a last word from your mouth and after
that, I’ll permanently go to my mother’s house
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Husband:
“TAXI”… !!!
Height Of “Bad Luck”
A Boy ‘n Girl Met Last Time For Their Break Up.
Girl’s Father Caught them…
Now They Are Married Couple..!!
You are going to start a new chapter in life. Marriage is all about tying one another with love. I am wishing you a very happy conjugal life. Happy wedding! Be happy together forever.
May faith, hope, and love be the epitome of your married life. As you enter into your new life, I pray to God that he strengthens the bond between you two and keeps you happy together.
It’s been a pleasure to be part of this memorable occasion of your life. Always hold each other close to your heart and never let each other go!
Congratulations on the happy day! It’s your wedding ceremony! I wish the Almighty always to keep you in his blessings. And wishing that you will spend a lot of happy years together!
You two are the lovebirds, the love and affection between your pair make me so happy. Take the best care of each other. You two deserve the best wishes! Happy Wedding Day!
All you wanted in life was true love and today you have made it all yours, forever. Congratulations! You look adorable in your wedding dress!
Things in Boys’ room Before marriage:
Perfumes
Love letters
Laptops
Cards
N95
After marriage:
Pain killers
Loan papers
Unpaid bills
Nokia 1202!
3 Important Stages Of Life…
Before Marriage- ‘MAD For Each Other’
During Marriage- ‘MADE For Other’
After Marriage- ‘MAD Because Of Each Other’.. !
Who is lucky lover in dis world?
A person loves a girl without proposing her,
But
finally he gets same girl as his wife in arranged marriage. !
Glorious Thinking By A Young Girl:
“I Will Marry a Love Failure Boy
Because
He Only Knows The Value of Love
And
He Only Can Give Me Real Love”
Fantastic Quote”
LOVE Is Blind..
And
MARRIAGE Opens The Eyes.
What’s Marriage?
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Answer-
MARRIAGE Is The 7th Sense Of Humans That Destroys All The Six Senses And Makes The Person NON Sense…XD
The Most Expensive Way
To Sleep With A Woman Is..
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Marriage!
Man : Is there any way for long life?
Doctor : Get married.
Man : Will it help?
Doctor : No, but the thought of long life will never come.
One day a man inserted
an ‘advertisement’ in the
local classifieds: “Wife wanted”.
Next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: “You can have mine.”
March 27th, 2012 Posted in : Marriage SMS
A successful marriage is based
On give & take:
Where husband gives MONEY,
Gifts, dresses n wife takes it
&
Where wife gives advices, lectures,
Tensions & husband takes it..!!
Arrange Marriage Means
That You Are Walking And
Suddenly A Snake Bites.
But
Love Marriage Means You
Go To The Snake, And Say
Ly Wadd Ly…
Wadd V..!
